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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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