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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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