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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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