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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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