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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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