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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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