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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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