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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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