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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What did the law student you liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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