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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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