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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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