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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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