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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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