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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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