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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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