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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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