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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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