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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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