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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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