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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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