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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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