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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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