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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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