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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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