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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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