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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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