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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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