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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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