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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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