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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What city gets its name because of its importance in the Universe?

University

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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