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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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