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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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