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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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