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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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