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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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