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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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