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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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