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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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