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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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