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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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