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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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