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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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