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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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