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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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