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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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