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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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