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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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