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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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