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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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