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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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