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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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