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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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