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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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