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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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