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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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