Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

2163
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

686
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

2968
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

657
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

2328
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

27
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

2057
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

2030
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

1245
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

2758
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

1346
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

2983