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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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