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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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