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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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