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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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