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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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