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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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