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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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