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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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