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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did the chiropractor feel when he saw that the work was harder than he expected?

He was taken aback.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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