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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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