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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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