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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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