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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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