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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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