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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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