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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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