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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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