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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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