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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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