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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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