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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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