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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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