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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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