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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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