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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What is the section of a hardware store that deals with fences called?

The department of de fence.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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