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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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