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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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