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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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