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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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