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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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