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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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