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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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