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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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