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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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