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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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