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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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