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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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