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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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