Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

1048
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

2179
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

120
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

2077
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

1831
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

451
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

2520
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

2383
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

1160
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

1678
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

2239
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

1378