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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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