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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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