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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What colored letter does not want to wait?

Red D.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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