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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How is a newspaper similar to a flooding river?

For a newspaper the news is current, with a flooding river the current is news.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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