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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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