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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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