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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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