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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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