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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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