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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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