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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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