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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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