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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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