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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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