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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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