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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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