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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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