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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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