Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

78
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

953
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

1357
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

1795
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

3227
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

3392
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

881
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

3179
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

2473
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

2287
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

466
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

453