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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

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It's been great being had.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

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It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

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Alienated.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

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She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

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Baked City.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

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OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

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You get up.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

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Because they are all so well organized.

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Why was the baker happy?

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Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What helps traction in marriage?

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Attraction.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

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She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

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He regarded it as shiftless.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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