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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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